This ... kept me away from running for two days.
This ... gave me the weirdest lump ever for a week.
This ... was obtained tracking down the laziest dog in the world.
This ... really did not hurt like I thought it would.
This ... is almost pretty: the color, the texture, the juxtaposition of pain and beauty!
This ... is about 4" long teal to teal.
This ... is not longer quite so pretty, I have devolved into the jaundiced yellow phase.
I paste this, not because I like to show off bruises, but rather because I've never had one color in this pattern before.
Hence, the reason I'm feeling a bit reptilian. Apparently, I'm dragon underneath. I anticipate a long discussion with my mother ... this is going to be some confession.